Heard on the radio:
Q: What's the difference between a City of London banker and a pigeon?
A: The pigeon can still afford to put a deposit on a Porsche
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Financial crisis joke
Financial crisis joke
PATHS OF EXILE - love, war, honour and betrayal in Anglo-Saxon Northumbria
Editor's Choice, Historical Novels Review, August 2009
Now available as e-book on Amazon Kindleand in Kindle, Epub (Nook, Sony Reader), Palm and other formats on Smashwords
Website: http://www.carlanayland.org
Blog: http://carlanayland.blogspot.com
Editor's Choice, Historical Novels Review, August 2009
Now available as e-book on Amazon Kindleand in Kindle, Epub (Nook, Sony Reader), Palm and other formats on Smashwords
Website: http://www.carlanayland.org
Blog: http://carlanayland.blogspot.com
[quote=""Carla""]Heard on the radio:
Q: What's the difference between a City of London banker and a pigeon?
A: The pigeon can still afford to put a deposit on a Porsche[/quote]
Good one Carla!
The one's like that I heard at school long ago were slightly more risque
Q. What's the difference between a bad archer and a constipated owl?
A. A bad archer shoots but can't hit, and a constipated owl hoots but can't sh....
Q. What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?
A. A goldfish mucks about in the fountains and a mountain goat f***s about in the mountains!
And now, having totally lowered the tone of things I will slope off and do some work....
Q: What's the difference between a City of London banker and a pigeon?
A: The pigeon can still afford to put a deposit on a Porsche[/quote]
Good one Carla!
The one's like that I heard at school long ago were slightly more risque
Q. What's the difference between a bad archer and a constipated owl?
A. A bad archer shoots but can't hit, and a constipated owl hoots but can't sh....
Q. What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?
A. A goldfish mucks about in the fountains and a mountain goat f***s about in the mountains!
And now, having totally lowered the tone of things I will slope off and do some work....
Les proz e les vassals
Souvent entre piez de chevals
Kar ja li coard nI chasront
'The Brave and the valiant
Are always to be found between the hooves of horses
For never will cowards fall down there.'
Histoire de Guillaume le Mareschal
www.elizabethchadwick.com
Souvent entre piez de chevals
Kar ja li coard nI chasront
'The Brave and the valiant
Are always to be found between the hooves of horses
For never will cowards fall down there.'
Histoire de Guillaume le Mareschal
www.elizabethchadwick.com
[quote=""EC2""]Good one Carla!
The one's like that I heard at school long ago were slightly more risque
Q. What's the difference between a bad archer and a constipated owl?
A. A bad archer shoots but can't hit, and a constipated owl hoots but can't sh....
Q. What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?
A. A goldfish mucks about in the fountains and a mountain goat f***s about in the mountains!
And now, having totally lowered the tone of things I will slope off and do some work....[/quote]
I found them really funny......hubby didnt.....how have we managed 22 years together?!
The one's like that I heard at school long ago were slightly more risque
Q. What's the difference between a bad archer and a constipated owl?
A. A bad archer shoots but can't hit, and a constipated owl hoots but can't sh....
Q. What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?
A. A goldfish mucks about in the fountains and a mountain goat f***s about in the mountains!
And now, having totally lowered the tone of things I will slope off and do some work....[/quote]
I found them really funny......hubby didnt.....how have we managed 22 years together?!
A good book and a good coffee, what more can anyone want? xx
And Benny Hill"s difference between a hormone and a vitamin.
If you can make a ***** moan, you do not need a vitamin.
If you can make a ***** moan, you do not need a vitamin.
Bodo the Apostate, a novel set during the reign of Louis the Pious and end of the Carolingian Empire.
http://www.donaldmichaelplatt.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXZthhY6 ... annel_page
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LOL to all of them.
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Books are mirrors, you only see in them what you already have inside you ~ The Shadow of the Wind
Books are mirrors, you only see in them what you already have inside you ~ The Shadow of the Wind
And one I heard way back in elementary school.
What is the difference between a soldier and a baby?
A soldier loads his gun and a baby loads his diaper.
And my favorite: What is the difference between a coctail lounge and an elephant's f**t?
One is a bar room, and the other is a barroooooom!
What is the difference between a soldier and a baby?
A soldier loads his gun and a baby loads his diaper.
And my favorite: What is the difference between a coctail lounge and an elephant's f**t?
One is a bar room, and the other is a barroooooom!
Bodo the Apostate, a novel set during the reign of Louis the Pious and end of the Carolingian Empire.
http://www.donaldmichaelplatt.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXZthhY6 ... annel_page