[quote=""Margaret""] The main character exploded out of his chair (in response to upsetting news, I believe), exploded out of something else, and finally exploded out of his pants. [/quote]
And Drake thought to himself, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that jumbo bean burrito.
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I was reading a timeslip historical where in every scene people threw themselves down onto chairs and sofas. Once or twice is okay and gives you that feeling of energy and immediacy - you know it's not literal. But with overkill, one's vision of it does become literal. It crosses that boundary and now when a character enters the room, you immediately visualise them casting themselves at the furniture and worrying that it will soon need upholstering.
I came across this line (unintentionally hilarious) in a novel that shall remain nameless, but it's a recent -ish work of historical fiction.
'...Suddenly her eyes were no longer in custody but running amok.'
I came across this line (unintentionally hilarious) in a novel that shall remain nameless, but it's a recent -ish work of historical fiction.
'...Suddenly her eyes were no longer in custody but running amok.'
Les proz e les vassals
Souvent entre piez de chevals
Kar ja li coard nI chasront
'The Brave and the valiant
Are always to be found between the hooves of horses
For never will cowards fall down there.'
Histoire de Guillaume le Mareschal
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Souvent entre piez de chevals
Kar ja li coard nI chasront
'The Brave and the valiant
Are always to be found between the hooves of horses
For never will cowards fall down there.'
Histoire de Guillaume le Mareschal
www.elizabethchadwick.com
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I can't recall if it's been mentioned, and I am too miserable with a nasty head cold to read back. First person narrative - if you're going to use it, use it reasonably. Too many conversations listened via keyholes or hidden in cupboards wears thin very fast. If your character can't witness events first hand, don't use it and don't info dump to catch your character (and reader) up on what happened elsewhere.
More common in romance, but I can't resist mentioning:
Sex on the horse
Sex in the carriage (Regencies)
Heroine imobilized (sp?) by the arm grab. Really?
*ponders*
I know there's more, plus some hilarious threads at the Amazon romance boards. I'll search them out when I'm feeling better.
More common in romance, but I can't resist mentioning:
Sex on the horse
Sex in the carriage (Regencies)
Heroine imobilized (sp?) by the arm grab. Really?
*ponders*
I know there's more, plus some hilarious threads at the Amazon romance boards. I'll search them out when I'm feeling better.
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EC2, that sounds uncomfortable not only for the eyes' owner, but it sounds almost impish and rude of the eyeballs!
rebecca, I brought that one up once - it drives me BATS (though not eyelash-batting). I think we had a discussion about how heavy and long one'e lashes would have to be to curtain the eyes like that.
rebecca, I brought that one up once - it drives me BATS (though not eyelash-batting). I think we had a discussion about how heavy and long one'e lashes would have to be to curtain the eyes like that.

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"rebecca, I brought that one up once - it drives me BATS (though not eyelash-batting). "
LOL Diane, it came to mind because I had just read it again in another book that night. It is impossible to 'look or peer through her eyelashes'...Why can't they use...'she lowered her head and peeked up at him(aka the princess Diana gaze), it's more realistic.
"many conversations listened via keyholes or hidden in cupboards wears thin.."
*nods head*...I think I read a book with Jane Parker Boleyn where she was forever hiding behind screens, inside cubboards or behind the doors....I thought what next-hiding up on the great four poster bed?

"Suddenly her eyes were no longer in custody but running amok.'
That had me giggling.
Bec
LOL Diane, it came to mind because I had just read it again in another book that night. It is impossible to 'look or peer through her eyelashes'...Why can't they use...'she lowered her head and peeked up at him(aka the princess Diana gaze), it's more realistic.
"many conversations listened via keyholes or hidden in cupboards wears thin.."
*nods head*...I think I read a book with Jane Parker Boleyn where she was forever hiding behind screens, inside cubboards or behind the doors....I thought what next-hiding up on the great four poster bed?


"Suddenly her eyes were no longer in custody but running amok.'
That had me giggling.

Bec

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[quote=""rebecca""]
"many conversations listened via keyholes or hidden in cupboards wears thin.."
*nods head*...I think I read a book with Jane Parker Boleyn where she was forever hiding behind screens, inside cubboards or behind the doors....I thought what next-hiding up on the great four poster bed?

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Yep, my first thought also was that novel, The Boleyn/Tudor Wife by Brandy/Emily Purdy (it had a slightly different title in the UK and she used a much more British sounding pen-name!). To be fair, Jane Parker Boleyn does tend to eavesdrop and spy on people a lot when she turns up in fiction for some reason, but that book was just ridiculous!
"many conversations listened via keyholes or hidden in cupboards wears thin.."
*nods head*...I think I read a book with Jane Parker Boleyn where she was forever hiding behind screens, inside cubboards or behind the doors....I thought what next-hiding up on the great four poster bed?


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Yep, my first thought also was that novel, The Boleyn/Tudor Wife by Brandy/Emily Purdy (it had a slightly different title in the UK and she used a much more British sounding pen-name!). To be fair, Jane Parker Boleyn does tend to eavesdrop and spy on people a lot when she turns up in fiction for some reason, but that book was just ridiculous!
[quote=""LadyB""]Yep, my first thought also was that novel, The Boleyn/Tudor Wife by Brandy/Emily Purdy (it had a slightly different title in the UK and she used a much more British sounding pen-name!). To be fair, Jane Parker Boleyn does tend to eavesdrop and spy on people a lot when she turns up in fiction for some reason, but that book was just ridiculous![/quote]
That's the book I had in mind as well.
Speaking of first person, other bugaboos are things like the narrator (while talking to herself), mentions her creamy neck, glorious hair and heaving bosoms. Stuff like that, especially when it's done over and over and over again. Or like a certain book about Anne Neville that had Anne thinking of her parents as the Earl and Countess...
Oh, and don't forget the As you know, Bob trope. Philippa Gregory being one of the worst offenders.
That's the book I had in mind as well.
Speaking of first person, other bugaboos are things like the narrator (while talking to herself), mentions her creamy neck, glorious hair and heaving bosoms. Stuff like that, especially when it's done over and over and over again. Or like a certain book about Anne Neville that had Anne thinking of her parents as the Earl and Countess...
Oh, and don't forget the As you know, Bob trope. Philippa Gregory being one of the worst offenders.
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[quote=""LadyB""]Yep, my first thought also was that novel, The Boleyn/Tudor Wife by Brandy/Emily Purdy (it had a slightly different title in the UK and she used a much more British sounding pen-name!). To be fair, Jane Parker Boleyn does tend to eavesdrop and spy on people a lot when she turns up in fiction for some reason, but that book was just ridiculous![/quote]
I think I actually threw that book across the room...wasn't worth the money! But that's the one I was thinking of.
Bec
I think I actually threw that book across the room...wasn't worth the money! But that's the one I was thinking of.
Bec

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[quote=""rebecca""]I think I actually threw that book across the room...wasn't worth the money! But that's the one I was thinking of.
Bec
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I didn't finish it. I read about 1/3 of the way through and decided I'd had enough, so for one last giggle I skipped to the infamous 'honeypot' scene, read that, shook my head, and put it on the charity shop pile
Bec

I didn't finish it. I read about 1/3 of the way through and decided I'd had enough, so for one last giggle I skipped to the infamous 'honeypot' scene, read that, shook my head, and put it on the charity shop pile
