I love it when Maggie Smith whispers...'There's an Indian in my room' and she is in India!!

LOL
It reminded me of a conversation with my late Grandma. It went like this:
Grandma: She speaks very good english for an Aboriginal.
Bec: Nan, that's because she's an Australian.
Grandma: I'm not being racist. I am just saying she speaks good english for an aboriginal.
Bec: Nan-the Aboriginal people were here first so in effect we are the immigrants. We are all immigrants, the Aboriginals aren't.
Grandma: I am not an immigrant! I was born here!
Sigh I gave up after that.
Bec
