I have found a great alternative to wasting hours since I can no longer view the Cheezburger sites here at work. It's called (The customer is) Not Always Right and this is the kind of stuff they have on there:
(My boss is a realtor; she has sign toppers for various occasions. This one happened to be for the Christmas season: Home for the Holidays.)
Customer: Im calling about the Home for the Holidays house.
Me: Sure, whats the address?
(She reads it to me.)
Me: Okay, how can I help you?
Customer: When can I move in?
Me: Excuse me? Im sorrydo you mean you want to write an offer for the house?
Customer: No, it says Home for the Holidays. I want to move in before Christmas.
Me: Maam, Im sorry. Were not giving the house away, were selling it.
Customer: Well I cant afford a house! *click*
Anyone know of any others?