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Cheesy Cover Caption Contest Round 13: Pleasuring the Pirate

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Which is your favorite caption for Pleasuring the Pirate?

Poll ended at Fri December 10th, 2010, 7:38 pm

He was born without a navel, but that time he put the sword in his belt backwards remedied the situation.
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13%
Once again narcolepsy ruins the moment.
4
27%
Ah, cherie! If only I did not have to drug you to enjoy your charms.
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7%
As she rested her head on the pirate's shoulder, she felt her wig slip and for the thousandth time damned her ostrich blood.
1
7%
Her peach off-the-shoulder number was not suitable, she knew, but she still couldn't wait to get her hands on his rigging.
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No votes
She whispered,'Water, water everywhere - so do you think you might brush your teeth?'
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No votes
She couldn't wait to introduce him to the pleasures of a full body wax.
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No votes
Aaarrrggghhhh (pirate style).
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7%
Looking deep into your eyes, I almost begin to forget my scurvy.
2
13%
He'd taken her the same way as he looted ships, 'No time wasted, straight up alongside, every gun brought to play, and the prize boarded'.
2
13%
He didn't look very bright, but she was too stoned and unsuitably dressed to care.
2
13%
 
Total votes: 15
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Cheesy Cover Caption Contest Round 13: Pleasuring the Pirate

Post by LoveHistory » Tue November 30th, 2010, 7:35 pm

Can you believe we're up to 13 round?

Anyhow, happy voting. And please limit your votes to your favorite three choices.



P.S. Oh, and would someone mind posting the cover image again to refresh our memories?
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Post by wendy » Fri December 3rd, 2010, 2:27 pm

[quote=""LoveHistory""]Can you believe we're up to 13 round?



P.S. Oh, and would someone mind posting the cover image again to refresh our memories?[/quote]


Thanks for putting this up. I would add the photo if I wasn't such a Luddite. Couldn't manage it first time round either though! Can you cut-and-paste from my original attachment at the start of the thread?
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Post by Elizabeth » Fri December 3rd, 2010, 2:50 pm

Here 'tis.

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That woman's neck still gives me the creeps. And why has she shaved up the back of her head? Pirates have weird tastes, they do...
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Post by LoveHistory » Fri December 3rd, 2010, 5:46 pm

Thanks Elizabeth!
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Post by LoveHistory » Mon December 6th, 2010, 1:57 pm

Poll closes on Friday, so there's still time to vote if you haven't done so already.
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Post by wendy » Fri December 10th, 2010, 1:00 pm

LoveHistory - Thanks for organizing this. Can we count on you to post the final results over the weekend? Cheers -
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Post by LoveHistory » Fri December 10th, 2010, 2:40 pm

Sure can, wendy.

Last chance to vote, ladies and gentlemen. Poll closes this afternoon.
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Post by LoveHistory » Fri December 10th, 2010, 9:01 pm

And the winner is...um...*cough* me. :o

I'll try to get a new cover up for round 14 by Monday.
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Post by Leo62 » Fri December 10th, 2010, 9:20 pm

Well done LoveHistory - can't wait for the next cover :D
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Post by wendy » Fri December 10th, 2010, 11:07 pm

[quote=""LoveHistory""]And the winner is...um...*cough* me. :o

I'll try to get a new cover up for round 14 by Monday.[/quote]


Thanks LoveHistory. You deserve to win!
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