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Cheesy Cover Caption Contest Round 13: "Pleasuring the Pirate"

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Cheesy Cover Caption Contest Round 13: "Pleasuring the Pirate"

Post by wendy » Mon November 29th, 2010, 11:24 pm

Please vote best caption for "Pleasuring the Pirate" - Poll closes Monday December 6, 2010.

1. He was born without a navel, but that time he put the sword in his belt backwards remedied the situation.
2. Once again narcolepsy ruins the moment.
3. Ah, cherie! If only I did not have to drug you to enjoy your charms.
4. As she rested her head on the pirate's shoulder, she felt her wig slip and for the thousandth time damned her ostrich blood.
5. Her peach off-the-shoulder number was not suitable, she knew, but she still couldn't wait to get her hands on his rigging.
6. She whispered,'Water, water everywhere - so do you think you might brush your teeth?'
7. She couldn't wait to introduce him to the pleasures of a full body wax.
8. Aaarrrggghhhh (pirate style).
9. Looking deep into your eyes, I almost begin to forget my scurvy.
10. . . . He'd taken her the same way as he looted ships, 'No time wasted, straight up alongside, every gun brought to play, and the prize boarded'.
11. He didn't look very bright, but she was too stoned and unsuitably dressed to care.


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