Spotted over at Smart Bitches today.
Not that he was worried about her level of readiness. Her nipples were pointy little diamonds in the centers of her full, luscious
breasts, her breaths were coming in tiny shallow pants, and he could feel the dampness between her legs just from where they pressed
together like Twinkies inside their cellophane wrapper.
Um... how are twinkies sexy? That is just weird, and wrong.