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Cheesy Cover Caption #7: Devil's Wager

Caption for Cheesy Cover #7: Devil's Wager

Poll ended at Sat July 24th, 2010, 11:43 pm

He thought she was interested in his rippling pecs, but really she just wanted to pick his horse's nose.
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"Yes," she retorted, "as a matter of fact my arm IS stuck in this position!"
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Rodrigo whinnied in frustration. "How come he always gets the girl?"
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"Hmm. Is that a finger or a carrot? Only one way to find out..."
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Snowflake took her role as chaperon seriously. She'd give them 30 more seconds to move six inches apart, or she was really going to come down on them.
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She wished he would hurry up and get it over with, because she didn't know how much longer she could hold her horses.
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"I have to admit you're a handsome devil," she sighed. "It's just a shame about that arm growing out of the top of your head."
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"Oh my luscious darling" he purred huskily, "your brazen eagerness is something I've dreamed of for so long, but I did promise Trigger he was first."
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"Not now, dear," said Britain's first female veterinarian. "Can't you see the feeding tube I'm getting down my client's horse?"
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He eyed the rearing horse nervously. "Forget riding off into the sunset," he said, "We're calling a cab."
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Drat, thought Demon, rolling his eyes, why did I have to enter that dressage competition with two humans?
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"Thank heavens for all that weight training or I'd never be able to hold this horse without dislocating my shoulder!"
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"Hold your horses! I can't bridle him and wax your chest at the same time!"
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Just as their passion peaked, the stallion reared between them; you're glue Elmer fumed silently. Genevieve vowed to herself "le diner".
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Hans valued Jenna's many qualities, but he was most grateful for the fact that she was double-jointed.
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Total votes: 17

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Michy
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Cheesy Cover Caption #7: Devil's Wager

Postby Michy » Mon July 19th, 2010, 11:39 pm

Poll closes in 5 days.

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Leo62
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Postby Leo62 » Tue July 20th, 2010, 9:26 am

Some great displays of wit, as ever, but one in particular stood out for me :D
listen:there's a hell
of a good universe next door;let's go
ee cummings

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Michy
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Postby Michy » Tue July 20th, 2010, 8:17 pm

I liked yours about the arm growing out of the top of his head. Your zany captions are pretty funny..... :)

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LoveHistory
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Postby LoveHistory » Tue July 20th, 2010, 11:29 pm

This cover certainly brought out the zany in a lot of us.

I think it's going to be close this time.

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Michy
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Location: California

Postby Michy » Sun July 25th, 2010, 12:24 am

Ok, I'll start a new thread later this evening. Leo or Misfit, I'll need assistance from one of you again. Thanks in advance -- you're the bomb!

Finding cheesy covers is work :p but I've found a couple that I think have some real possibilities....... :D


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