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Cheesy Cover Caption Contest Round 6: Big Bad Wolf

Vote for your favourite Cheesy Captions here

Poll ended at Wed July 14th, 2010, 6:45 pm

Red Riding Hood never knew getting lost in the woods could be so much fun.
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"Big Bad Wolf," she breathed, "I just love that butterfly tattoo on your arm. It reveals your sensitive, feminine side."
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"Oh, Big Bad Wolf, what big...teeth...yes, teeth you have!"
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"Yes darling," he purred, "those are very pretty gloves, but I'd much rather get my hands on your little red riding hood..."
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"Hey there, Hood. Need a ride?"
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That's when she fell for...the leader of the pack.
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12%
"Granny's eyesight is poorly. Come closer, dearie--let my hands see you."
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What is that I feel behind me? Oh! Wolfy, Wolfy, Wolfy!!!!
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18%
Red Riding Hood decided that this handsome wolf was a much better catch than any of the foxes she'd dated before.
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6%
Split Ends!!! No Roberto ! No! And even after using your own conditioner! Now I'll never be worthy of your love!
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12%
The poison-ivy fairy muses on the lavish bed of foliage the humans have chosen ... Have they never heard the saying “Leaves of three, let it be”?
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12%
"Don't worry, darling. I'm really a sheep in wolf's clothing."
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6%
"Trillby the Pixie stared ... surely since the lumbering female ...had shown what was in her basket, the hulking handsome brute would do the same!"
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Total votes: 17

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Leo62
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Cheesy Cover Caption Contest Round 6: Big Bad Wolf

Postby Leo62 » Fri July 9th, 2010, 6:39 pm

Sorry about the delay folks ...

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listen:there's a hell
of a good universe next door;let's go
ee cummings

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Margaret
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Interest in HF: I can't answer this in 100 characters. Sorry.
Favorite HF book: Checkmate, the final novel in the Lymond series
Preferred HF: Literary novels. Late medieval and Renaissance.
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Postby Margaret » Fri July 9th, 2010, 11:26 pm

OMG - where do these covers come from!!?
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Misfit
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Location: Seattle, WA

Postby Misfit » Fri July 9th, 2010, 11:37 pm

"Margaret" wrote:OMG - where do these covers come from!!?


Hehe. Margaret, if you are on Goodreads mosey on over to the Bodice Rippers Anonymous Group. They have a thread there where they share some of their all time favorites. Enter if you dare ;)
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...is the only place I want to be

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LoveHistory
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Postby LoveHistory » Tue July 13th, 2010, 1:07 am

I realize the poll hasn't closed yet, but methinks Michy is running away with it. :D

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Michy
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Location: California

Postby Michy » Wed July 14th, 2010, 6:51 pm

I'll submit another cheesy cover soon. Stay tuned.

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Leo62
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Postby Leo62 » Wed July 14th, 2010, 7:22 pm

Congrats Michy :D

We're breathlessly waiting (along with suitably heaving bosoms) for your cheesy choice ;)
listen:there's a hell

of a good universe next door;let's go

ee cummings

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Helen_Davis
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Postby Helen_Davis » Wed July 14th, 2010, 8:56 pm

The poll doesn't let me vote, I only see the results...
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LoveHistory
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Postby LoveHistory » Wed July 14th, 2010, 9:24 pm

This poll closed earlier. You can vote in the next one though.


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