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Reviews for Milk????
Reviews for Milk????
I foresee a major time suck here, reading through all of these.
- diamondlil
- Bibliomaniac
- Posts: 2642
- Joined: August 2008
I've only read one so far but definitely entertaining!
At first I thought it was for the movie Milk that is coming out soon!
At first I thought it was for the movie Milk that is coming out soon!
My Blog - Reading Adventures
All things Historical Fiction - Historical Tapestry
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
Edith Wharton
All things Historical Fiction - Historical Tapestry
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
Edith Wharton
This product copiously leaks out of my nose whenever I read these reviews.




They are priceless, but I wonder who these folks are doing it - let alone going back and voting on the other reviews.
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately dairy-house decree:
Where Alf, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man,
Down to a sunless sea.
So twice five miles of fertile ground
the sacred cows wandered and fed,
And there were gardens bright with soft young grass,
Where blossomed many a pound of fresh-churned butter;
And casein scents filled the air,
Engorging the nostrils of naughty milk-maids.
A damsel with a dulcimer
In a vision once I saw:
It was an Abyssinian milk-maid,
And on her dulcimer she played,
Singing of Cottage Cheese.
Could I revive within me
Her symphony and song,
To such a deep delight 'twould win me,
That with music loud and long,
I would build that dairy in air,
That sunny dome! those cows of wonder!
And all who heard should see them there,
And all should cry, Moo! Moooo!
Her flashing eyes, her swinging udder!
Weave a circle round her thrice,
And squeeze the teats with care,
For she on sweet grass hath fed,
And produced the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon,
128 fl oz, of Paradise.
-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge, 1816
Hilarious!
Thanks Misfit!


Les proz e les vassals
Souvent entre piez de chevals
Kar ja li coard nI chasront
'The Brave and the valiant
Are always to be found between the hooves of horses
For never will cowards fall down there.'
Histoire de Guillaume le Mareschal
www.elizabethchadwick.com
Souvent entre piez de chevals
Kar ja li coard nI chasront
'The Brave and the valiant
Are always to be found between the hooves of horses
For never will cowards fall down there.'
Histoire de Guillaume le Mareschal
www.elizabethchadwick.com
- boswellbaxter
- Bibliomaniac
- Posts: 3066
- Joined: August 2008
- Location: North Carolina
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What a hoot!
Susan Higginbotham
Coming in October: The Woodvilles
http://www.susanhigginbotham.com/
http://www.susanhigginbotham.com/blog/
Coming in October: The Woodvilles
http://www.susanhigginbotham.com/
http://www.susanhigginbotham.com/blog/
Have you seen the products at the side too - the duct tape? The Badonkadonk land cruiser? The Northern Industrial Concrete Vibrator?
Golly!
Golly!
Les proz e les vassals
Souvent entre piez de chevals
Kar ja li coard nI chasront
'The Brave and the valiant
Are always to be found between the hooves of horses
For never will cowards fall down there.'
Histoire de Guillaume le Mareschal
www.elizabethchadwick.com
Souvent entre piez de chevals
Kar ja li coard nI chasront
'The Brave and the valiant
Are always to be found between the hooves of horses
For never will cowards fall down there.'
Histoire de Guillaume le Mareschal
www.elizabethchadwick.com
I clicked on the product page and noticed that people who bought Tuscan Whole Milk had also bought MomSpit. I had to check that out! Yep. It's real and you can buy it.
http://www.amazon.com/MomSpit-No-Rinse- ... m_dbs_gf_4
http://www.amazon.com/MomSpit-No-Rinse- ... m_dbs_gf_4
We are the music makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams ~ Arthur O'Shaughnessy, Ode
[quote=""EC2""]Have you seen the products at the side too - the duct tape? The Badonkadonk land cruiser? The Northern Industrial Concrete Vibrator?
Golly![/quote]
I saw the land cruiser but I missed the vibrator. There's a whole other murky world at Amazon that most of us bookaholics don't see, plus some reall off the wall folks who like to have fun writing reviews on them.
Golly![/quote]
I saw the land cruiser but I missed the vibrator. There's a whole other murky world at Amazon that most of us bookaholics don't see, plus some reall off the wall folks who like to have fun writing reviews on them.