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Cheesy Cover Caption Contest Round 13: Pleasuring the Pirate

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Elizabeth
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Post by Elizabeth » Sun October 24th, 2010, 8:37 pm

As she rested her head on the pirate's shoulder, she felt her wig slip and for the thousandth time damned her ostrich blood.
THE RED LILY CROWN: A Novel of Medici Florence.
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Post by Leo62 » Sun October 24th, 2010, 9:00 pm

Her peach off-the-shoulder number was not suitable, she knew, but she still couldn't wait to get her hands on his rigging.
listen:there's a hell
of a good universe next door;let's go
ee cummings

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Post by wendy » Mon October 25th, 2010, 2:23 pm

She whispered, "Water, water everywhere - so do you think you might brush your teeth?"

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Post by Leo62 » Mon October 25th, 2010, 9:40 pm

She couldn't wait to introduce him to the pleasures of a full body wax.
listen:there's a hell
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ee cummings

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Post by JoshuaKaitlyn » Thu October 28th, 2010, 10:38 am

"Aaarrrggghhhh" (pirate style)
Alea Jacta Est

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Post by LoobyG » Thu October 28th, 2010, 10:55 am

[quote=""fljustice""]This isn't a caption, but I wonder if the location of the "U" in "Pleasuring" was deliberate? ;) [/quote]

*Rolls on the floor laughing* :D 'Looking deep into your eyes, I almost begin to forget my scurvy...'

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Post by Michy » Fri October 29th, 2010, 1:01 am

He felt himself drowning in her green eyes, that were like deep pools of bilge water.

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Post by wendy » Fri October 29th, 2010, 6:02 pm

As Calico Jack said of Anne Bonny - He'd taken her the same way he looted ships, “no time wasted, straight up alongside, every gun brought to play, and the prize boarded”

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Post by LoveHistory » Fri November 12th, 2010, 1:37 am

I don't mean to be a nag, but are we going to have a poll for this at some point? I don't mind waiting, but after NaNoWriMo I'll be paying attention again.

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Post by wendy » Fri November 12th, 2010, 12:35 pm

[quote=""LoveHistory""]I don't mean to be a nag, but are we going to have a poll for this at some point? I don't mind waiting, but after NaNoWriMo I'll be paying attention again.[/quote]

Sorry - am I supposed to do the poll? Not sure how this all works yet!

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