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Good jokes and other funny stuff

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LoobyG
Compulsive Reader
Location: Derbyshire, UK

Postby LoobyG » Fri September 16th, 2011, 12:35 pm

Hehehe :D Very amusing, the poor author must have felt mortified! Well, even heroes can have health problems lol.

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MLE (Emily Cotton)
Bibliomaniac
Interest in HF: started in childhood with the classics, which, IMHO are HF even if they were contemporary when written.
Favorite HF book: Prince of Foxes, by Samuel Shellabarger
Preferred HF: Currently prefer 1600 and earlier, but I'll read anything that keeps me turning the page.
Location: California Bay Area

Postby MLE (Emily Cotton) » Wed October 10th, 2012, 2:50 am

A couple is lying in bed on their 30th wedding anniversary. The woman suddenly feels her husband touching her in ways that he hadn't done in years. He started at her neck, and slowly traced a line downward, past the small of her back. He caressed one shoulder, then the other, and continued down across her breasts, stopping just below her navel.

Next, he placed his hand on her left inner arm, and caressed down her side, stopping at her hip. He started over again on her right side, then brushed gently across her buttocks, and down her leg. As his hand was making its way up the inside of her left leg, he abruptly stopped and rolled over.

She had become very aroused by all of this attention, and asked in a loving voice, "That was amazing, darling. Why did you stop?"

He cleared his throat, looked at her and said "Found the remote."
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sweetpotatoboy
Bibliophile
Location: London, UK

Postby sweetpotatoboy » Mon March 4th, 2013, 10:29 am

I enjoyed this...
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