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Cheesy Cover Caption Contest Round 8: Apache Tears

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Michy
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Post by Michy » Sun July 25th, 2010, 10:25 pm

Glancing at his rosary beads, he was uncomfortably reminded that he would have a lot to confess to the padre this week.

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Post by Leo62 » Sun July 25th, 2010, 10:43 pm

"I just love a man with a really...long...mullet."
listen:there's a hell
of a good universe next door;let's go
ee cummings

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Post by gyrehead » Mon July 26th, 2010, 8:26 pm

Okay, I get the message, you didn't like my nipple ring, but if you insist on biting it off, it's your own fault for choking on it.

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Post by gyrehead » Mon July 26th, 2010, 8:27 pm

The handsome brave couldn't help himself and stole a searing glance at the captive white devil maiden's cleavage as the two posed for the very first "Got Milk?" ad.
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Post by gyrehead » Mon July 26th, 2010, 8:33 pm

To prove to her handsome buck she had indeed fully embraced his tribe and its ways, she leaned forward to initiate the sacred bonding ritual of the oral purple nurple.

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Post by Leo62 » Mon July 26th, 2010, 9:15 pm

"There's nothing I like better than a nice juicy man boob."
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Post by annis » Mon July 26th, 2010, 9:34 pm

"Going for the throat is such a problem for us vertically-challenged vampires--"

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Post by Michy » Wed July 28th, 2010, 9:27 pm

Things have been quiet here for a couple of days, so I will give it another 24 hours and then start the poll.

This is your last chance to submit your ROTFLOL caption.... :D

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Post by Michy » Thu July 29th, 2010, 11:32 pm

Ok, it looks like we're done here, so I'll go ahead and start the poll.

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