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Cheesy Cover Caption Contest, Round 5

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Post by Elizabeth » Fri June 25th, 2010, 3:39 pm

*Falls over laughing.*
THE RED LILY CROWN: A Novel of Medici Florence.
THE FLOWER READER.
THE SECOND DUCHESS.

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Post by LoveHistory » Fri June 25th, 2010, 4:01 pm

"What a stud!" She sighed.

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Post by LoveHistory » Fri June 25th, 2010, 4:04 pm

Single white female seeks young, handsome oilman.

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Post by LoveHistory » Fri June 25th, 2010, 4:10 pm

Jacintha clung desperately, willing him to stay. "How will I ever find another dressmaker with your talent?"

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Post by Elizabeth » Fri June 25th, 2010, 4:32 pm

After he catches Jacintha red-handed sending his comfortable old clothes to Goodwill, Antonio joins a nudist colony, takes up horseback riding, and plots his revenge.

(I had to get her weird red hand in there somehow. Heh.)
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THE SECOND DUCHESS.

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Post by fljustice » Fri June 25th, 2010, 4:50 pm

Jacintha pouted, "You didn't tell me it was clothing optional! Do you know how long it takes to get into a corset?"
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Post by gyrehead » Sun June 27th, 2010, 12:24 am

As the lovely damsel slide greasily through his grasp to her certain doom, Hector could only rue his decision to have gotten the Ultra Bronze spray tan just hours earlier.

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Post by gyrehead » Sun June 27th, 2010, 12:33 am

The usually brazen vixen Jacinda can't help but swoon in horror when faced with the ugly truth that results when a naked man rides bareback.

or

Is that your riding crop or are just that happy to see me?

or

As Jacinda slipped into unconsciousness, the lovely heiress had to wonder whether it was the naked buck who held her so easily that had her desperate for breath or the enormous tea cozy she had let herself be cinched into.

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Jacinda fumed; never would she had agreed to be a model on Project Runway had she known a challenge called "Giddy Up Go Chippendales Dancer" was in the works.

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Post by Elizabeth » Sun June 27th, 2010, 1:09 am

Okay, that's nineteen by my count. Twenty's the limit a poll can manage, right? So one more and we'll start the poll.

These captions are great!
THE RED LILY CROWN: A Novel of Medici Florence.
THE FLOWER READER.
THE SECOND DUCHESS.

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Post by Michy » Sun June 27th, 2010, 1:19 am

OK, I'll throw in the last one!

"Now, darlin', don't you worry about that dark mushroom cloud back there," he said. "A little nuclear fall-out isn't going to stop us!"
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