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Cheesy Caption Poll #4: The Wild One

Best Caption for The Wild One

Poll ended at Wed June 23rd, 2010, 9:06 pm

"Darling," he said as he swept her off her feet,"I'll never forget this day. You finally let me wear your black tights."
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No votes
"Thanks, Dear. Those rocks did hurt my feet."
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No votes
As he swept her high into the air, she remembered with horror that she'd forgotten mother's advice to never leave the house wearing holey underwear.
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No votes
"Watch the skirt!! I hate those little sticky thorny thingies!!"
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No votes
"Sweetheart," he grunted, "did you put on some weight...or an extra petticoat?"
2
7%
"Oh, great!" he thought as he hefted her off her feet, "Here goes another week in traction at the hospital!"
2
7%
He suddenly remembered why it was not a good idea to stand on a mountaintop during a thunderstorm when holding a woman with a metal corset on.
3
11%
"What luck that a strong, shirtless man happened by just as I sprained my ankle!"
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4%
"...and the lightning froze them like that. Now if you look off to the left you'll see a cow that was caught in the same storm."
2
7%
Gorgeous, yes, but he wasn't much of a meteorologist.
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14%
"I must tell you," he said, "there's a reason why they call me The Wild One. On nights like this when there's lightning and a full moon...."
2
7%
And then a voice came from under her skirt: "Mommy, I want a drink of water!"
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4%
Of all days for her to forget to shave her legs!
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4%
"When I mentioned a blow job," she said, "this was not exactly what I had in mind."
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4%
"Before we go any further my dear, and not waste your time or mine, can you tell me if they're reasonably pointy?"
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4%
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, he watched with fascinated repulsion as streaks of mascara began to run down her face.
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No votes
"Fear not, my sweet, those T-Rexes in the background are only topiary...only topiary...."
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18%
"Darling, you're right, these fake legs do make it so much easier to stand here like this for hours on end."
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4%
A rare skin disorder causing white patches to appear couldn't stop their love.
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4%
Little did he know she was smuggling a hobbit under that skirt.
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4%
 
Total votes: 28

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Post by Misfit » Thu June 24th, 2010, 9:40 pm

[quote=""Elizabeth""]P.S. Do I need to do something? Start a new thread with an image of the cover? I figured out how to do images so I can dooooo eeeeeeet![/quote]

Jump in and go for it anytime you're ready. I can't wait for this one.
At home with a good book and the cat...
...is the only place I want to be

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