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Cheesy Covers Caption Contest Round 3

Bride of Desire

Poll ended at Mon June 14th, 2010, 7:10 pm

"Ooooooohhhhh," she moaned breathlessly, "you're (gasp) smearing (gasp) my eyeshadow!"
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"I'm sorry dear but that's not my hand between your legs."
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14%
"Baby please," he whispered, "just a quick nibble...that headband looks sooo tasty."
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5%
"Oh," thought she, "Thank goodness for that double-sided tape that I found. Now only if it didn't take off my skin with it."
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They look great darling. But are they pointy???????
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"That's lovely darling," she said, "but did you know there's a viking ship headed straight for your head?"
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That Star Trek dressmaker sure knows how to turn on a Viking.
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9%
"You simply must tell me," she said, "how do you get your hair to stay flicked back like that without the aid of a naff headband?"
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9%
"Is it the '80s again?" she sighed. "I so miss the '80s!"...
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5%
"Baby, where we're from, it's always the '80s. Now, let me trim your brow with my teeth."
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5%
"Sweetheart, when you're finished with that dress can I try it on?"
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5%
Bodies do talk... when bride and beau win...membership at the Fitness Center after trainers witness their...performance to..."Let's get physical."
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“...I don’t see anything. Are you sure it was your...earring that fell into your cleavage? There...are a lot of birds flying around this beach.”
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9%
"Darling, please forgive my stare," he murmured, "but how DO you get your upper leg to bend in that strange way?"
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9%
She...stared at his thick muscular arm in sudden alarm, remembering the gypsy fortuneteller's warning about men in heavy metal bands.
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23%
Her dress could have been beautiful, if only they'd waited for the deer to ripen.
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Best part of being a Viking: booty.
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9%
Counted wrong. Don't vote here.
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Total votes: 22

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Post by Misfit » Tue June 15th, 2010, 12:59 am

[quote=""Michy""]I've been trolling the Internet and found a couple of cheesy covers that have possibilities. I've saved them to my desktop as jpegs. I tried attaching them to a message, but they attach as little thumbnails. Is there a way for me to attach them as a larger image?

In the meantime, Tanzanite, if you come up with something go ahead.....[/quote]

To make the larger images on the post you need to have a URL. If you don't have a private blog and/or photo bucket account just post it with the thumbnail and I can take it from there. Or shoot me the book on the Amazon page and we can do it that way as well.

Name your poison ;)
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Post by Michy » Tue June 15th, 2010, 1:34 am

Ok, Misfit, I don't have any of the above, so I'm going to need your help. My first choice is a cover I found on Amazon. I'm not sure how I'm supposed to send that to you, so here is the URL. If this doesn't work, let me know .......

Thanks! :D

http://www.amazon.com/Wild-One-Danelle- ... 399&sr=1-3

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Post by Misfit » Tue June 15th, 2010, 1:46 am

[QUOTE=Michy;62669]Ok, Misfit, I don't have any of the above, so I'm going to need your help. My first choice is a cover I found on Amazon. I'm not sure how I'm supposed to send that to you, so here is the URL. If this doesn't work, let me know .......

Thanks! :D

Got it, I'll start the thread. Lol, there's a Klausner review for that book before she was officially *klausner*.
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Post by Michy » Tue June 15th, 2010, 2:05 am

Thanks, Misfit, you're a rock star! :)

And of course, I HAD to go back to Amazon and read Harriet-the-#1-Amazon-Reviewer's review....!!! I was so shocked that she gave it 5 stars. :cool:

That was back in 1997 -- wow, Harriet's been around a long time. She must be one of Amazon's charter reviewers.
Last edited by Michy on Tue June 15th, 2010, 2:10 am, edited 2 times in total.

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