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Cheesy Cover caption Contest Round 13: Pleasuring the Pirate

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Please vote best caption for "Pleasuring the Pirate"

Poll ended at Mon December 6th, 2010, 11:17 pm

He was born without a navel, but that time he put the sword in his belt backwards remedied the situation.
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Once again narcolepsy ruins the moment.
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Ah, cherie! If only I did not have to drug you to enjoy your charms.
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As she rested her head on the pirate's shoulder, she felt her wig slip and for the thousandth time damned her ostrich blood.
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Her peach off-the-shoulder number was not suitable, she knew, but she still couldn't wait to get her hands on his rigging.
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She whispered,'Water, water everywhere - so do you think you might brush your teeth?'
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She couldn't wait to introduce him to the pleasures of a full body wax.
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Aaarrrggghhhh (pirate style).
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Looking deep into your eyes, I almost begin to forget my scurvy.
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. . . He'd taken her the same way as he looted ships, 'No time wasted, straight up alongside, every gun brought to play, and the prize boarded'.
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He didn't look very bright, but she was too stoned and unsuitably dressed to care.
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Cheesy Cover caption Contest Round 13: Pleasuring the Pirate

Post by wendy » Mon November 29th, 2010, 11:10 pm

Please vote before Monday December 6

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